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Bill Clinton, George Bush, hot blonde woman and a fat ass woman are in a train car. The train passes through a tunnel, and in the darkness the sound of a slap is heard. As the train pulls out of the tunnel, the daylight reveals a big red slap mark on Clinton's cheek. The blonde thinks, "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who must have slapped his face" The fat lady thinks,"That dirty old Bill Clinton touched the blonde and she smacked him." Bill Clinton thinks, "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me." George Bush thinks, "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again!"

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