Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | Three Men Stood Before A Judge On A Charge Of Drunk And Disorderly Conduct In A Public Park

Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: "What were you doing?" 1st man: "Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond." Judge: "And what were you doing?" 2nd man: "I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too." Judge: "Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?" 3rd man: "No, sir. I AM Peanuts!"

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