Relationship Jokes: While Her Husband Was Lying Down His Wife Removed His Glasses

While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married." "Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"


More Relationship Jokes:

A Husband And Wife Out Enjoying A Round Of Golf Were About To Tee Off On The Third Hole Which Was Lined With Beautiful Homes
To My Dearest Wife
A Plane Crashes Flying Over The Pacific And Somehow Three People Survive
A Man Approaches A Beautiful Woman In A Supermarket
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana
A Woman Whose Husband Often Came Home Drunk Decided To Cure Him Of The Habit
Two College Roommates Are About To Go To Bed
A Construction Worker Came Home Just In Time To Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man
Did You Hear About The Guy Who Found Out The Secret To Making Women Happy?
A Newlywed Couple On Their Honeymoon Gets To The Hotel Room
When The Bride And The Groom Are Getting Married The Bride Is Thinking
Three Couples Went To A Restaurant
A Wife Comes Home From Playing Golf With Her Friends
If You Cook Well We Can Avoid Our Cook And Save Rs 1000 Per Month
A Woman Asks Her Husband If She Is Fat
I Love Every Bone In Your Body
Minnie Tells Mickey She Wants A Divorce
A Couple Had Been Debating Over Buying A New Car For Weeks Now
A Man And A Woman Were Driving Down The Road Arguing About His Deplorable Fidelity Practices
A Man Settles Down On A Sunday To Read His Paper
The Perfect Husband
What Do You Do When Your Wife Comes Into The Lounge And Start Nagging You
Two Men Named Cecil And Scott Live Together
A Chinese Couple Had Just Married
Honey Said This Husband To His Wife I Invited A Friend Home For Supper
Husband And Wife Are Getting All Snugly In Bed
What Do You Do If Your Girlfriend Starts Smoking
The Female Always Make The Rules
A Couple Was Getting Ready To Go To A Halloween Party But The Wife Had A Terrible Headache
A Couple Who Had Been Married For Years Were Making Love
A Couple Wants A Divorce But First They Must Decide
A Wife Complains A Wall Clock Almost Killed My Mother-in-law Today
There Once Was An Old Couple Who Had Been Married For Thirty Years
A Couple Had Been Married For Many Years And Their Son Had Gotten Old Enough To Date
An Architect An Artist And An Engineer Were Discussing
If You Could Cook Said The Husband We Could Fire The Chef
A Husband Said To His Wife I Will Take A Photo Of Your Breasts And Frame It
An Old Man And Woman Were Married For Years Even Though They Hated Each Other
After A Long Night Of Making Love The Guy Notices A Photo
I Don't Know Why You Wear A Bra You Have Got Nothing To Put In It
A Married Couple Was In A Terrible Accident
Why Would A Girl That Claims To Love You Send U
Did You Hear About The Guy Who Found Out The Secret To Making Women Happy
A Man And His Wife Are Lying In Bed One Morning When Suddenly The Phone Rings
A Man Suspected His Wife Of Seeing Another Man
An Elderly Couple Lay In Their Bed When Suddenly The Man Rips A Stinky
A Man And A Woman Who Have Never Met Before Find Themselves In The Same Sleeping Carriage Of A Train
A Couple Trying To Break Into Society Hosted A Dinner Party
A Man And His Girlfriend Were Enjoying A Ride Late One Stormy Night In The Country

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.