Funny Jokes | 10 Funny Jokes About Celebrities

Trump: "Foreign Policy? If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee!"


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Funny Celebrity Baby Names Erykah Badu and Andre Benjamin- Seven Sirius (BOY) David and Angela Bowie- Duncan Zowie Heywood Jones (BOY) Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim- Kal-el(BOY) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes- Suri(GIRL) Courtney Cox and David Arquette- Coco Riley(GIRL) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates- Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Little Pixie(ALL 3 GIRLS) Penn and Emily Jilette- Moxie Crimefighter(GIRL) Frank and Gail Zappa- Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan(BOYS) Moon Unit, Diva Muffin (GIRLS) Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe- Paris(GIRL), Prince Jackson, and Prince II [AKA Blanket] (BOYS)


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Who were Jenna and Barbara Bush with when they got caught by the police? Their uncle Anheuser!


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What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common? They both get sucked off in bogs!


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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University.


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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President? By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan.


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Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? To keep his ankles warm!


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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants? Because E.T. eventually went home!


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What did President Clinton name his new computer business? LAP TOPings!


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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.