Funny Jokes | 10 Funny Jokes About Celebrities

George Bush is so dumb, he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of Indians who roll extra fat doobies!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants? Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of this incident... Back in his party days, Dubya got behind the wheel after a few too many. He started the car and stepped on the gas. He was driving for a while, when suddenly a white ghost face appeared in the window. George saw it and began screaming. He stepped on the gas harder, but the face floated right in the window. George floored it - the speedometer read 110mph but the face did not disappear. A white hands gestured for him to roll down the window. Not knowing what else to do, he rolled it down slowly. The wrinkled old face smiled and said, "Do you want help getting out of the mud?"
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What do Osama Bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common? When they look out of their window, they both see rubble.
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The Clinton Health Plan has the: 1. Simplicity of the IRS. 2. Results of rent control. 3. Efficiency of the Post Office. 4. The fringe benefits of higher taxes 5. Management success of national debt. 6. Bureaucracy of the Dept. of Agriculture. 7. Dependency of a weather forecaster.
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Celebrities Say the Darndest Things Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? Dustin Hoffman Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. Rod Stewart Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Tiger Woods Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. Sharon Stone My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading. Steve Jobs
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again.
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Trump and Pence or as I like to call them "Dumb and Dumb Hair"
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What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common? They both get sucked off in bogs!
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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
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