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Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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Question: Who were Jenna and Barbara Bush with when they got caught by the police? Answer: Their uncle Anheuser
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Funny Celebrity Baby Names Erykah Badu and Andre Benjamin- Seven Sirius (BOY) David and Angela Bowie- Duncan Zowie Heywood Jones (BOY) Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim- Kal-el(BOY) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes- Suri(GIRL) Courtney Cox and David Arquette- Coco Riley(GIRL) Bob Geldof and Paula Yates- Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Little Pixie(ALL 3 GIRLS) Penn and Emily Jilette- Moxie Crimefighter(GIRL) Frank and Gail Zappa- Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan(BOYS) Moon Unit, Diva Muffin (GIRLS) Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe- Paris(GIRL), Prince Jackson, and Prince II [AKA Blanket] (BOYS)
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Question: Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? Answer: To keep his ankles warm!
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Question: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport? Answer: She was getting arrested for carrying 300 lbs of crack in her pants.
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Question: What did President Clinton name his new computer business? Answer: LAP TOPings
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George Bush is so dumb, he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of Indians who roll extra fat doobies.
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Question: What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? Answer: They both have plastic jugs!
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Over the weekend, Senator Barack Obama visited New Hampshire and thousands of people showed up to hear him speak. The New Hampshire crowds were excited, because apparently, this is the first time they've ever seen an African-American.
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Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear. He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork."
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