Funny Jokes | Blonde Jokes | A Blonde On Her Lunch Break Goes To A Soda Pop Machine And She Puts A Quarter In

A blonde on her lunch break goes to a soda pop machine and she puts a quarter in and a pop would come out, then she did it again, and again, and again. Finally the man behind her said, "Miss, hurry up my break is almost over!" Then the blonde turns around and says, "Shut up I'm winning!"

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