Funny Jokes | Lawyer Jokes | A Lawyer Was On His Cell Phone Calling A Locksmith

A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. "I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer. "No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith. "Do you think you can make it a little sooner?" pleaded the lawyer. "My top is down and it?s starting to rain."




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