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Al Bundy's Nine Commandments 1.) It is O.K. to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays'. 2.) It is wrong to be French. 3.) It is O.K. to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder. 4.) Lawyers, see rule #3. 5.) It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. 6.) Everyone should car pool but me. 7.) Bring back the word 'stewardesses'. 8.) Synchronized swimming is not a sport. 9.) Mud wrestling is a sport.