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Al Bundy's Nine Commandments 1.) It is O.K. to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays'. 2.) It is wrong to be French. 3.) It is O.K. to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder. 4.) Lawyers, see rule #3. 5.) It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. 6.) Everyone should car pool but me. 7.) Bring back the word 'stewardesses'. 8.) Synchronized swimming is not a sport. 9.) Mud wrestling is a sport.

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.