Funny Quotes: Ambition Is A Poor Excuse For Not Having Sense Enough To Be Lazy

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him. An error in the premise will appear in the conclusion. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. An original idea can never emerge from committee in its original form. An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction. An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure. An ounce of rejection is worse than a pound of "sure". Any argument carried far enough will end up in semantics.

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