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Bush falls into a coma and awakes 3 years later. His advisors explain he has been in a coma for 3 years, and Cheney took over. Bush asks how Cheney is doing, and his advisors say, ok but inflation is a bit high. Bush says, well I remember stamps were 25 cents, how much do they cost now? His advisor says 500 yen.






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