Funny Jokes | Celebrity Jokes | Bush

Bush 1) Compassionativity is not a word. 2) Social Security IS a federal program. 3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb. 4) Trout are not extinct. 5) Brazil DOES have blacks. 6) Speaking is an important part of being president. 7) Our children is learning enough. 8) Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me. 9)Two words... Big Oil. 10) Sanity is an inalieble right.

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!