Funny Jokes | Celebrity Jokes | Bush

Bush 1) Compassionativity is not a word. 2) Social Security IS a federal program. 3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb. 4) Trout are not extinct. 5) Brazil DOES have blacks. 6) Speaking is an important part of being president. 7) Our children is learning enough. 8) Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me. 9)Two words... Big Oil. 10) Sanity is an inalieble right.

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.