Funny Jokes | Celebrity Jokes | George Bush Laura Bush And Dick Cheney Where Flying In A Private Jet

The 3 Stooges George Bush, Laura Bush and Dick Cheney where flying in a private jet when George says, "I can throw a $1,000 dollar bill out of the window and make 1 person happy today." Laura said, "Well, I can throw 10 one hundred dollar bills out and make 10 people happy today." Then Dick said, "I can throw out 100 ten dollar bills and make a hundred people happy." The 2 pilots were listening to what they were saying and said, "HA! We got them beat cause we can throw all 3 of them out of the plane and make 54 million very happy today!"

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