Funny Jokes | Celebrity Jokes | I don t want to taco bout it

Trump: Hispanics and "Never Trump", I don't want to taco bout it. Reporter: "How about your tax returns?" Trump: "Nacho Business"

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?