Funny Jokes | Celebrity Jokes | My brother kept us safe

Jeb Bush: "My brother kept us safe". Donald Trump: "Yeah, from 9/11, Katrina, the Great Recession, and thousands of amputations from IEDs after illegally invading Iraq without an exit strategy."




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?