Funny Jokes | Celebrity Jokes | President Bush Osama Sadam Are On A Desserted Island Fighting Each Man At On Time Had The Upper Hand Until They All Rubbed Against A Genie Lamp

President Bush, Osama, Sadam are on a desserted island fighting, each man at on time had the upper hand until they all rubbed against a genie lamp. A puff of smoke and out came the genie, he said stop fighting and ill give you each one wish. Osama pushed Bush and Sadam aside and said i want giant wall surrounding Afghanistan so that no americans can ever invade again, and all my people inside. Poof Osama was gone and you could see the gaint walls. Sadam thought that a great idea and wished the same for iraq. Poof he was gone and you could see giant wall surrounding iraq aswell. So Bush say, so your telling me that all the people of Iraq and Afghanistan are behind those wall and no one can get in or out? The genie says yes thats correct Pesident Bush says good now fill them up with water.

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