Funny Jokes | Celebrity Jokes | The Clinton Health Plan

The Clinton Health Plan has the: 1. Simplicity of the IRS. 2. Results of rent control. 3. Efficiency of the Post Office. 4. The fringe benefits of higher taxes 5. Management success of national debt. 6. Bureaucracy of the Dept. of Agriculture. 7. Dependency of a weather forecaster.

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?