Funny Jokes, Celebrity Jokes, The Clinton Health Plan

The Clinton Health Plan has the: 1. Simplicity of the IRS. 2. Results of rent control. 3. Efficiency of the Post Office. 4. The fringe benefits of higher taxes 5. Management success of national debt. 6. Bureaucracy of the Dept. of Agriculture. 7. Dependency of a weather forecaster.

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!