Blonde Jokes: What Does A Blonde Do When She Wakes Up

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up? A: Go home!


More Blonde Jokes:

A Police Officer Stops A Blonde For Speeding
What Did Santa Say To The Three Blondes On The Corner?
How Do You Sink A Submarine Full Of Blondes?
Why Do Blonde Cowgirls Walk Bow-legged
What Do You Call A Blonde That Dyes Her Hair
Why Did The Blonde Go To Church?
Two Blondes Meet In Heaven
One Day A Man Asked A Blonde Which Is Closer The Moon Or Florida
A Blond Died Her Hair Brown Because She Was Tired Of Being Picked On
Why Did The 3 Blondes Jump Off The Building?
A Blonde Woman And A Red-headed Woman Are Taken Hostage By Terrorists
A Blonde And A Brunette Are Skydiving
Why Did The Blonde Throw Her Clock Out The Window?
If A Blonde And A Brunette Jump Off A Building
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are Crossing An Enchanted Bridge In Magical Fairyland
What Did The Blonde Say After College
What Do You Call A Blonde In The Freezer
How Do You Confuse A Blonde
Why Did The Blonde Snort Sweet-n-Low
How Did The Blonde Die Raking Leaves
Blondes Are So Stupid That They Got Slock In A
Did You Hear About The Blonde Skydiver
There Was A Blonde Brunette And Black Head Hanging Off A Cliff By Their Hands
What Do You Call A Brunette Between Two Blondes
What Is The Difference Between A Blonde And A Pothole
How Do U Drown A Blonde
What Did The Blonde Say When She Saw A Box Cheerios
How Do You Get A Blonde On The Roof?
What Do Blondes And Computers Have In Common
What Was The Only Invention A Blonde Came Up With
Why Can't Blondes Make Ice Cubes
One Day Three Women Went Camping A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead
You Might Be A Blonde If You Think
How Do You Drown A Blonde In A Submarine
Why Do Blondes Like Sunroofs
A Blonde Is Trapped On An Island
One Day A Blond Came Home From Work And Sat On Her Front Steps Sobbing
Two Blondes Were In A Car And Came To A Fork In A Road
A Blond Goes Into A Library And Goes Up To The Librarian And Says Can I Have A Burger And Fries
Why Did The Blonde Nurse Take A Red Magic Marker To Work
Why Did The Blonde Go Up On Top Of The Bar?
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Were Hanging Off A Cliff For Dear Life When The Brunette Said Im So Strong I Can Hang On And Do Pull-ups
What Do You Call A Hundred Blondes Stacked Up On Each Other
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are Trapped In A Forest
What Do You Call A Blonde With A Dollar Bill On Her Head
Here Was This Blonde Bernett And A Redhead That Went Camping
Why Does A Blonde Keep A Wire Coat Hanger
A Brummie Guy Was Showing The Blonde Girl The L And R Tags In His Wellies
Why Is An Upside-down Blonde So Funny?
She Was So Blonde That She Got Locked

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!