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Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart? A: Boys pants were half off.




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of uneatable.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?