Christmas Jokes * 21 Funny Jokes About Christmas
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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
Jacko Christmas What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa? Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!
Christmas morning a boy rides down the road on his brand new bike when a cop on a horse rides up beside him and says, "Did Santa bring you that bike?" "Yea!" the boy replies. "Well maybe next year you can ask Santa to give you a helmet for that bike?" and proceeds to write that boy up a 20 dollar ticket. As the boy rides away on his bike he turns around and says to the police man, "Did Santa bring you that horse?" Humoring the boy he says, "Sure!" "Well maybe next year you can ask Santa to put the dick on the bottom of the horse a instead of on top!"
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Christmas Morning A Boy Rides Down The Road On His Brand New Bike When A Cop On A Horse Rides Up Beside Him
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Where Do Snowmen Keep Their Money
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Yo Mama Is So Stupid It Took Her An Hour
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You Might Be A Redneck If You Study
A Well Known Cardiologist Died And An Elaborate Funeral Was Planned
Did You Hear About The Man Who Drank 5 Gallons Of Tea
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I'd Like To Buy Some Dog Food
Why Does A Blonde Nurse Carry Around A Red Pen
How Many Yankees Does It Take To Screw In An Lightbulb
You Are Stuck In An Elevator With A Tiger A Lion And A Lawyer
How Do You Know That An Auto Mechanic Just Had Sex
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Jesus And Saint Peter Are Golfing
A Guy Is Walking Past A Big Wooden Fence At The Insane Asylum And He Hears All The Residents Inside Chanting Thirteen
Why Did The Blonde Nurse Take A Red Magic Marker To Work
A Teacher Asks Her Class Of 3rd Graders To Use The Word Fascinate In A Sentence
On A Rural Road A State Trooper Pulled This Farmer Over And Said Sir Do You Realize Your Wife Fell Out Of The Car Several Miles Back
What Do Puppies And Gynecologists Have In Common
A Bernet And An A Awesome Blonde Are In A Fight Of Words
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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