Chuck Norris Jokes * 21 Funny Jokes About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't read books for information. He stares them down until they GIVE HIM the information! The flash and superman race to the edge of space. Chuck Norris won! Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad. God wanted to create everything that is known. Chuck Norris said, "Say please" You may not get this one, its a biblical joke. Chuck Norris is, because he is. The only thing stronger than a black hole is, a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Nobody's sure, nobody wants to ask, we'll just assume there's a trail of dead bodies behind him!
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