Funny Jokes | 10 Dirty Jokes

What do you call a bunch of women hanging around prostitutes? Support hos!
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When do you know when a picnic turns Gay? When the hot dogs taste like shit!
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This Old man decided to go to a whore house one night. When he arrived he went to the owner and he said, "Listen, i want a girl with Gonorrhea!" The owner nodded and sent him upstairs to a room. Then she called one of her favorites for him. The girl went into the room and started to undress for him. He quickly asked, "Do you have Gonorrhea?" "Gonorrhea? I certainly do not!" she said. The Old man sent her back and requested a girl with gonorrhea. The owner called over one girl and told her to say she had to just to make him happy. So the girl went up to the room and the old man asked, "Do you have gonorrhea?" She smiled and said, "Of course i do." They got into bed and begun to fuck away. It lasted 10 minutes then she said, "Listen old man, I have a confession to make, I don't have gonorrhea." The old man smiled and replied, "Now you do!"
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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot, steal and run!
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When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead! "How did that happen?" asked the doctor. "I think she choked to death," said the husband.
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A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and says: "I want a turkey on my right hip." So the guy says, "Ok." Does it and then she leaves. A couple of weeks later she comes back and says: "I want Santa Clause on my left hip." And the man says, "Ok." Does it, while she was getting her money out, he says, "Can I ask you why you are doing this?" And she says, "So my husband will have something to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
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Johnny and Rebecca were walking down the road and when all of a sudden he sees a 20 dollar bill and tells Rebecca, "Who's is it, mine or yours?" So she says, "Mine." Then they make a left and see a 50 dollar bill and he says to her, "Who's it, mine or yours?" Now they are almost at the store and there is a dick in her mouth, he says, "Who's is it?" Then Rebecca says, "YOURS, YOURS, OH YOURS!"
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What do u call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!
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How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? Look for sesame seed buns!
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A grown man decided one day to go to a nude beach for a full body tan. While he was laying on the sand a little girl full dressed asked, "What is that?" Pointing directly at his penis. He replied, "That is my little birdie." And she responded politely, "May I play with your little birdie?" "No," he replied with a chuckle. Then the little girl wandered off, as he began to fall asleep. A few hours later he woke up in a Hospital. "Why am I here here, what happened?" he asked curiously. Then he noticed the little girl was standing next to him and she simply replied: "I got bored so I came back and played with your little birdie, but then it spat at me so I broke your birdies neck, cracked its eggs, and burned its nest."
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