Funny Jokes | 10 Dirty Jokes

What do you call a bunch of women hanging around prostitutes? Support hos!
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How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? Look for sesame seed buns!
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This Old man decided to go to a whore house one night. When he arrived he went to the owner and he said, "Listen, I want a girl with Gonorrhea!" The owner nodded and sent him upstairs to a room. Then she called one of her favorites for him. The girl went into the room and started to undress for him. He quickly asked, "Do you have Gonorrhea?" "Gonorrhea? I certainly do not!" she said. The Old man sent her back and requested a girl with Gonorrhea. The owner called over one girl and told her to say she had to just to make him happy. So the girl went up to the room and the old man asked, "Do you have Gonorrhea?" She smiled and said, "Of course I do." They got into bed and begun to fuck away. It lasted 10 minutes then she said, "Listen Old man, I have a confession to make, I don't have Gonorrhea." The Old man smiled and replied, "Now you do!"
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What do you call a million Mexicans rolling down a hill. A mudslide!
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Question: How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? Answer: He marks the camels that kick!
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A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and says: "I want a turkey on my right hip." So the guy says, "Ok." Does it and then she leaves. A couple of weeks later she comes back and says: "I want Santa Clause on my left hip." And the man says, "Ok." Does it, while she was getting her money out, he says, "Can I ask you why you are doing this?" And she says, "So my husband will have something to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
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Johnny and Rebecca were walking down the road and when all of a sudden he sees a 20 dollar bill and tells Rebecca, "Who's is it, mine or yours?" So she says, "Mine." Then they make a left and see a 50 dollar bill and he says to her, "Who's it, mine or yours?" Now they are almost at the store and there is a dick in her mouth, he says, "Who's is it?" Then Rebecca says, "YOURS, YOURS, OH YOURS!"
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What do u call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!
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A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says, "Nah, go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too!"
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Question: Why is 88 better than 69? Answer: Because you get ate twice!
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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.