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A grown man decided one day to go to a nude beach for a full body tan. While he was laying on the sand a little girl full dressed asked, "What is that?" Pointing directly at his penis. He replied, "That is my little birdie." And she responded politely, "May I play with your little birdie?" "No," he replied with a chuckle. Then the little girl wandered off, as he began to fall asleep. A few hours later he woke up in a Hospital. "Why am I here here, what happened?" he asked curiously. Then he noticed the little girl was standing next to him and she simply replied: "I got bored so I came back and played with your little birdie, but then it spat at me so I broke your birdies neck, cracked its eggs, and burned its nest."

One-Liner Top 5:

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