Funny Jokes | Dirty Jokes | A Woman Walks In To A Tattoo Parlor And Says I Want A Turkey On My Right Hip

A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and says: "I want a turkey on my right hip." So the guy says, "Ok." Does it and then she leaves. A couple of weeks later she comes back and says: "I want Santa Clause on my left hip." And the man says, "Ok." Does it, while she was getting her money out, he says, "Can I ask you why you are doing this?" And she says, "So my husband will have something to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

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