Funny Jokes | Dirty Jokes | Little Timmy's Christmas

It was Christmas evening, and little Timmy with his sisters couldn't wait the next morning, when presents are opened. Finally mom got 'em into bed and started to arrange packets. Next morning everyone rushed downstairs and started to open presents. Little Timmy was confused, he didn't see any packets with his name on it, but his sisters got many. Finally he asked from his mother, "Why I don't have any presents?" "Because you have cancer" mom replied.




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