Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | Over The Past Several Months My Company Has Shorted My Paychecks Several

Over the past several months, my company has shorted my paychecks several times, anywhere from $75 to $300. Each time this has happened, the payroll department made me wait two weeks before they corrected the error. Last payday the situation reversed. Everyone with direct deposit was paid twice. I quickly withdrew every dollar from my bank account before the mistake could be corrected. When payroll called about the mistake, I grinned from ear to ear. I said, "Yes, I noticed the mistake. I will correct it in two weeks."

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