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This Old man decided to go to a whore house one night. When he arrived he went to the owner and he said, "Listen, i want a girl with Gonorrhea!" The owner nodded and sent him upstairs to a room. Then she called one of her favorites for him. The girl went into the room and started to undress for him. He quickly asked, "Do you have Gonorrhea?" "Gonorrhea? I certainly do not!" she said. The Old man sent her back and requested a girl with gonorrhea. The owner called over one girl and told her to say she had to just to make him happy. So the girl went up to the room and the old man asked, "Do you have gonorrhea?" She smiled and said, "Of course i do." They got into bed and begun to fuck away. It lasted 10 minutes then she said, "Listen old man, I have a confession to make, I don't have gonorrhea." The old man smiled and replied, "Now you do!"






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