Funny Jokes | 10 Funny Jokes About Doctors

One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?" The patient smiles and replies, "You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home!"
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I have an earache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2003 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

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Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?
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What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush!
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John is at the doctor recieving just a general checkup when he says to the doctor "hey doc, did you know i can sing out of my arse?". "Oh really?" says the doc "show me then". The man gets up in a squating position, pulls down his pants and does a big shit all over the chair. "What was that for?!?" questions the doctor, quite disgusted
"oh" says the man "i was just clearing my throat"

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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
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Patient: "Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow" Doctor: "How do you feel?" Patient: "A little down in the mouth!"
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Doctor: "What seems to be the trouble?" Patient: "Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say." Doctor: "What seems to be the trouble?"
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A jelly baby goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor! doctor! I think I've got aids." The doctor says, "You cant have aids you're too young!" The jelly baby says, "But I've been sleeping with all sorts!"
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Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
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