Funny Jokes | Doctor Jokes | A Woman Goes To See A Psychiatrist

A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor," she says, "my husband just doesnít satisfy me sexually anymore." "Hmm," replies the doctor, "have you considered taking a lover?" "I did that," she says, "and Iím still not getting enough sex to satisfy me." "How about taking another lover?" "I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still canít seem to get enough." "My goodness," says the doctor, "youíre quite an anomaly." "Oh, thank God," says the woman, "will you please tell them Iím an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut."

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