Funny Jokes | Doctor Jokes | Doctor Nick Walks Into His Office To Talk To A Patient

Good News Doctor Nick walks into his office to talk to a patient. He looks at the patient and says: "I have good news and bad news. Which would you like?" "The good news," the patient says. "Well, the good news is we're gonna name a disease after you."




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