Funny Jokes | Doctor Jokes | How Is That Little Girl Doing Who Swallowed Ten Quarters Last Night

Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?" Nurse: "No change yet!"

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.