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How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? Depends on how thin you slice them!




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of uneatable.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?