Lawyer Jokes: How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Roof A House

How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? Depends on how thin you slice them!


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How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Roof A House
What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?
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A Biker Walks Into A Yuppie Bar And Shouts All Lawyers Are Assholes
Why Are Lawyers Like Nuclear Weapons?
Why Does The Bar Association Prohibit Lawyers And Clients From Having Sex
How Do You Stop A Lawyer From Drowning?
One Day A Lawyer Was Riding In His Limousine When He Saw A Guy Eating Grass
At The Rate Law Schools Are Turning Them Out
A Doctor Vacationing On The Riviera Met An Old Lawyer Friend And Asked Him What He Was Doing There
What Do You Call 100000 Lawyers Drowning In The Pacific Ocean
Why Does New Jersey Have All The Toxic Waste Dumps
A Stingy Old Lawyer Who Had Been Diagnosed With A Terminal Illness Was Determined
There Was A Lawyer Who Just Had A Surgery
What Do A Lawyer And A Sperm Have In Common?
Did You Hear About The Dyslexic Lawyer
How Can You Tell If A Lawyer Is Lying
What Do Lawyers Use For Birth Control
What Do You Have When 100 Lawyers Are
How Are Lawyers Like Whores
What Do You Call 20 Lawyers Skydiving
Rules For Hunting Lawyers
What Do You Call 500 Lawyers At The Bottom Of The Ocean
A Hindu Priest Rabbi And A Lawyer Were Driving Down The Road
A Junior Partner In A Law Firm Was Sent To A Far Away Country To Represent A Long-term Client Accused Of Robbery
A Lawyer Was Filling Out A Job Application When He Came To The Question Have You Ever Been Arrested
A Doctor And A Lawyer Were Talking At A Party
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
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At A Trial An Attorney Was Putting Witnesses Through An Exacting Cross-examination
A Lawyer Was On His Cell Phone Calling A Locksmith
What Do You Call An Honest Lawyer
Terrorists Hijack A Plane Full Of Lawyers
What Do You Call A Lawyer With An IQ Of 50
You Are Stuck In A Foxhole
What Do You Call A Bus Full Of Lawyers Going Over A Cliff With Three Empty Seats
You Might Be A Lawyer If
When Do You Know A Lawyer Is Telling The Truth
Warning Signs That You Might Need A Different Lawyer
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How Do You Get A Lawyer Out Of A Tree
How Do You Get A Lawyer Down From A Tree?
What Do You Call Throwing All The Lawyers In The Ocean
How Many Law Professors Does It Take To Change A Light bulb
What Do You Call A Lawyer Who Has Gone Bad
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What Do You Call Satan And A Lawyer
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

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