Doctor Jokes: My Stomach Is Getting Awfully Big Doctor

Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?


More Doctor Jokes:

One Day A Guy Goes To His Doctor And Says Doc I Have These Real Bad Headaches
I Have An Earache
A British Doctor A German Doctor And An American Doctor Were Chatting
A Man Having Trouble Achieving An Erection Decides To Consult A Witch Doctor
A Psychotherapist Was Having A Roaring Business Since He Started From Scratch
A Woman Goes To See A Psychiatrist
Doctor Nick Walks Into His Office To Talk To A Patient
Doctor If I Give Up Wine Women And Song Will I Live Longer
A British Doctor A German Doctor And An American Doctor Were Chatting
A Pretty Young Blonde Visiting Her New Doctor For The First Time
I Think I Swallowed A Pillow
Health Care Costs Are Rising Uncontrollably Across The World
After 12 Years Of Therapy My Psychiatrist Said
A Woman Visiting Her Doctor’s Office Suddenly Blurts Out Doctor Kiss Me
A Jelly Baby Goes To The Doctor
I Have Good News And Bad News
Doctor Every Time I Sneeze I Have An Orgasm
My Stomach Is Getting Awfully Big Doctor
One Day A Guy Goes To His Doctor And Says Doc I Have These Real Bad Headaches What Should I Do
A Brunette Goes To The Doctor And As She Touches Each Part Of Her Body With Her Finger
How Is That Little Girl Doing Who Swallowed Ten Quarters Last Night
Wel What Have We Here
In A Hospital's Intensive Care Unit Patients Were Dying In The Same Bed Every Sunday
Brief History Of Medicine
Doctor I Think I Need Glasses
A Patient Came To His Dentist With Problems With His Teeth
A Guy Burned Two Ears
The Psychology Instructor Had Just Finished A Lecture On Mental Health And Was Giving An Oral Test
Doctor What Does The X-ray Of My Head Show
What Is The Difference Between A Genealogist And A Gynecologist
What Seems To Be The Trouble
One Day This Woman Went To Her Doctores And Said I Cant Get My Husband On Me
One Day At A Trial An Eminent Psychologist Was Called To Testify
A Modest Man Is In The Hospital For A Series Of Tests
A Doctor George Bush A Priest And A Little Boy Were On A Plane
How Many Psychiatrists Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb
A Man Speaks Frantically Into The Phone My Wife Is Pregnant
Patient To Cosmetic Surgeon Will It Hurt Me Doctor
A Man Goes To The Doctor And Shows Him His Penis
My Hair Keeps Falling Out
What Should I Do If My Temperature Goes Up Five More Points
Doctor There Is A Man In The Waiting Room With A Glass Eye Named Brown
A Man Goes To His Doctor With A Banana Stuck In Each Ear And Grapes Stuck Up His Nose
Four Doctors Who Had Not Seen Each Other Since Their Surgical Residencies Met At A Medical Seminar
Doctor Feel Like A Pirate
A Lady Walks Into Her Doctors Office Screaming
Two Psychiatrists Were Walking Down A Hall
My Wife Beats Me Doctor
A Man Named Matt Went To The Doctor To Get Some Pills

Funny Jokes:

An Elderly And Somewhat Hard-of-hearing Man Was Sitting In A Stylish Downtown Attorneys Office As His Lawyer Handed Him His Will
Did You Hear About The Blonde Who Was So Stupid She Thought
How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you
Doctor There Is A Man In The Waiting Room With A Glass Eye Named Brown
How Many IBM Employees Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb
A Helicopter Was Flying Around Above Seattle When An Electrical Malfunction Disabled All Of The Aircraft S Electronic Navigation And Communications Equipment
A Mexican magician tells the audience
Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar And Order Drinks
Nina Completed Four Weeks Of Dental Restoration With The Dentist
This Guy Walks Into A Bar In Alabama And Orders A White Wine
A Blonde Goes Into A Laundry Mat
What Do Monica Lewinsky And Bob Dole Have In Common
Two Smart Attractive Well-educated Young Law Graduates Sally And Edith Were Competing For A Prestigious Job
A Little Kid Asks His Father Daddy Is God A Man Or A Woman
A Businessman From New York Is Driving Through Mississippi On His Way Home For Christmas
A Asian Cab Driver Is In The Suburbs After Driving S Guy To His House From The Airport
What Does Bob Dole And The Empire State Building Have In Common
Bill Clinton George W Bush And Ross Perot Are On A Ship When It Is Sinking
How Do You Call The Sweat Produced When Two Rednecks Have Sex?
A Farmer Finds His Son Behind The Barn Pulling His Pud And The Old Man Exclaims Son If You Are Old Enough To Do That Then You Are Old Enough To Get Married
A Bloke Is In A Queue At The Supermarket When He Notices A Dishy Blonde Behind Him Has Raised Her Hand And Is Smiling At Him

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

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