Blonde Jokes: One Day A Blond Came Home From Work And Sat On Her Front Steps Sobbing
One day a blond came home from work and sat on her front steps, sobbing. Her next door neighbor, whose name was Julie, went over to see what was wrong. She said, "My mom died today waahhhhhh-hhhhaaaahhhhh!!!" Julie invited her over for coffee untill she felt better. When she did actually stop crying, she left and went to work the next morning. When she came home she was sobbing... again. Julie went to see what was wrong... again. And the blond said, "I called my sister (who was also blond) today and she said that her mom died TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wahhhhhhhh!
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