Doctor Jokes: Wel What Have We Here

Doctors: * "Welllllll, what have we here...?" (He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.) * "Let me check your medical history." (I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.) * "Why don't we make another appointment later in the week." (I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time or I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.) * "We have some good news and some bad news." (The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.) * "Let's see how it develops." (Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.) * "Let me schedule you for some tests." (I have a forty-percent interest in the lab.) * "I'd like to have my associate look at you." (He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.)

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