Blonde Jokes: What Does A Blonde Put Behind Her Ears To Make Her More Attractive?

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles!


More Blonde Jokes:

A Police Officer Stops A Blonde For Speeding
What Did Santa Say To The Three Blondes On The Corner?
How Do You Sink A Submarine Full Of Blondes?
Why Do Blonde Cowgirls Walk Bow-legged
What Do You Call A Blonde That Dyes Her Hair
Why Did The Blonde Go To Church?
Two Blondes Meet In Heaven
One Day A Man Asked A Blonde Which Is Closer The Moon Or Florida
A Blond Died Her Hair Brown Because She Was Tired Of Being Picked On
A Blonde Woman And A Red-headed Woman Are Taken Hostage By Terrorists
Why Did The 3 Blondes Jump Off The Building?
A Blonde And A Brunette Are Skydiving
Why Did The Blonde Throw Her Clock Out The Window?
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are Crossing An Enchanted Bridge In Magical Fairyland
If A Blonde And A Brunette Jump Off A Building
What Did The Blonde Say After College
Did You Hear About The Blonde Skydiver
What Do You Call A Blonde In The Freezer
How Did The Blonde Die Raking Leaves
What Is The Difference Between A Blonde And A Pothole
Blondes Are So Stupid That They Got Slock In A
Why Did The Blonde Snort Sweet-n-Low
How Do You Confuse A Blonde
What Do You Call A Brunette Between Two Blondes
There Was A Blonde Brunette And Black Head Hanging Off A Cliff By Their Hands
What Did The Blonde Say When She Saw A Box Cheerios
How Do U Drown A Blonde
How Do You Get A Blonde On The Roof?
What Do Blondes And Computers Have In Common
What Was The Only Invention A Blonde Came Up With
One Day Three Women Went Camping A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead
How Do You Drown A Blonde In A Submarine
Why Can't Blondes Make Ice Cubes
You Might Be A Blonde If You Think
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Were Hanging Off A Cliff For Dear Life When The Brunette Said Im So Strong I Can Hang On And Do Pull-ups
Why Do Blondes Like Sunroofs
A Blonde Is Trapped On An Island
What Do You Call A Hundred Blondes Stacked Up On Each Other
One Day A Blond Came Home From Work And Sat On Her Front Steps Sobbing
Two Blondes Were In A Car And Came To A Fork In A Road
Why Did The Blonde Nurse Take A Red Magic Marker To Work
A Blond Goes Into A Library And Goes Up To The Librarian And Says Can I Have A Burger And Fries
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are Trapped In A Forest
Why Did The Blonde Go Up On Top Of The Bar?
What Do You Call A Blonde With A Dollar Bill On Her Head
Why Does A Blonde Keep A Wire Coat Hanger
Here Was This Blonde Bernett And A Redhead That Went Camping
Why Is An Upside-down Blonde So Funny?
What Kind Of Tricycle Does A Blonde Have?
Why Did The Blonde Build A Bridge Across The River

Funny Jokes:

What Is The Difference Between A Blonde And An Inflatable Doll
You Could Be A Redneck If You Were Just Married And You Have
Mary Had A Little Sheep
An Eccentric Philosophy Professor Gave A One Question Final Exam After A Semester Dealing With A Broad Array Of Topics
An Armless Man In A Long Jacket Walks Into A Bathroom And Stands By A Urinal
There Are Three Men In The Bathroom Two Englishmen And An Australian
The National Transportation Safety Board Recently Divulged They Had Covertly Funded A Project With The Canadian Auto Makers For The Past Five Years
I don t want to taco bout it
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Was Diagnosed With The Flesh Eating Desease
Sherlock Holmes And Matthew Watson Were On A Camping And Hiking Trip
Why Did The Bunny Cross The Road?
Two Little Squirrels Were Walking Along In The Forest
For Weeks A Six-year Old Lad Kept Telling His First-grade Teacher About The Baby Brother Or Sister That Was Expected At His House
A Brunette Is Trying To Get Across A River And Suddenly She Spots A Blonde On The Other Side
Little Johnny Billy And Tommy Were Walking Home From School One Warm Spring Day
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Repeatedly Has To Tell You
There Were Two Blondes Going To California For The Summer They Are About Two Hours Into The Flight And The Pilot Gets On The Intercom
One Day A Little Girl Was Sitting At The Breakfast Table With Her Mother
Why Cant Bikes Stand Alone
A Wealthy Investor Walked Into A Bank And Said To The Bank Manager I Would Like To Speak With Mr Reginald Jones

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!