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Confucious say...

...woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam. with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts. who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off.
...boy who lay girl on hill, not on level. who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!
...he who finger girl during period, get caught red-handed.
...he who smoke pot, choke on handle.
...woman who wear g-string, high on crack!
...he who stand on toilet, high on pot!
...boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on-hand!
...girl who bathe in vinegar, walk around with sour-puss! with hand in bush, not nessarily trimming shrubs! who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money!
...he who masturbate, screw only himself!
...he who walks thru airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok!
...dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs!