Funny Quotes: The More Time You Spend In Reporting On What You Are Doing The Less Time You Have To Do It In

The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do it in. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing. The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree. The more vital your research, the less people will understand it. The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The most important item in an order will no longer be available. The most interesting results happen only once. The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. The number of people watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. The obscure a bureaucrat may see eventually; the completely apparent takes forever.


More Funny Quotes:

Miscellaneous Terms
A Good Scapegoat Is Hard To Find
Nothing Is Ever Accomplished By A Reasonable Man
Given A Bad Start Trouble Will Increase At An Exponential Rate
The Ability To Tell A Person To Go To Hell In Such A Way
The More Time You Spend In Reporting On What You Are Doing The Less Time You Have To Do It In
Whereas On An Occasion Immediately Preceding The Nativity Festival
Top 10 Bumper Stickers
Chinese Proverbs
Police Quotes
Beware The Fury Of A Patient Man
Any Minimum Criteria Set Will Be The Maximum Value Used
Confucious Say
People Who Complain About The Way The Ball Bounces Usually Dropped It
When There Are Too Many Policemen
Purring Sound Of A Cat Manufacturing Cuteness
Lady Who Give Kiss Like Spider
Wear Short Sleeves
Rodney Dangerfield One Liners
Theese Are Real Answers At A Driving School
Actual Court Transcriptions
Bad Punchlines
The Bigger They Are The Harder They Hit
30 Best Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
The Water-proof Towel
50 Ways To Say It
Quotes About Politics Government And Civilization
Wisdom Of Larry The Cableguy
Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors
Hilarious Quotes XI Hilarious Newspaper Headlines
Famous Sayings
Give A Man A Fish And He Will Eat For A Day
Confucius Says
Shit Happens
Top Ten Reasons George W Bush Should Be Impeached
Top Ten Least Popular Self Help Books
Everything Is Always Done For The Wrong Reasons
After All Is Said And Done Usually More Is Said Than Done
Dictionary Of Evaluation Comments
Odd But True Facts
Any Wire Cut To Length Will Be Too Short
Said The Buddhist To The Hot Dog Vendor
Why ---- One Liners
A Good Scapegoat Is Hard To Find
The First Time Is For Love The Next Time Is 200
The Only Difference Between Your Face
If At First You Do Succeed Try
Ambition Is A Poor Excuse For Not Having Sense Enough To Be Lazy
The Bigger They Are The Harder They Hit

One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!