Funny Jokes | Funny Quotes | Top 10 Bumper Stickers

Top 10 Bumper Stickers 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. 2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. 3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. 4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing. 5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". 6...I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha 7...Illiterate? Write For Help 8...If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong 9...Cat: The Other White Meat 10...Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.