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This page contains 10 Gender Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Gender Jokes first.

How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls


There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath.
Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
'Can I touch it?'
'No way -- you already broke yours off!'


A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, 'PIG!'
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, 'BITCH!'
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.


Why are men like laxatives?
Because they irritate the crap out of you!


'It is said that when girls close their eyes, dey see d person dey love d most.... When BOY do that '
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There was a perfect man and a perfect woman.
They met each other at a perfect party.
They dated for two perfect years.
They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon.
They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn't want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Christmas.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident.
Two people died and 1 lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren't real!


The GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like Italy.
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled.
The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become like Afghanistan.
Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 13 and 80 a man is like the US - ruled by a dick.


What do woman and condoms have in common?
they both spend more time in your wallet then on your dick


Why are guys faster than girls?
They have a stick shift and ball bearings!


How to speak about men and be politically correct:
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a CRAP DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He does not SLEEP AROUND - He is HORIZONTALLY OVER-GENEROUS.
He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He is a SWINE EMPATHIZING BIGOT.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
He does not STINK - He has HYGIENE AVERSION SYNDROME.
He is not a GROPING PERVERT - He suffers from COMPULSIVE HAND MOVEMENT DISORDER.
He is not OBSESSED WITH TELEVISED SPORTS - He has AN ATHLETIC TELEVISUAL ADDICTION.
He does not IGNORE YOU - He has ATTENTION SPAN DEFICIT DISORDER.
He is not a LAZY, MESSY SLOB - He LACKS HAND-VACUUM COORDINATION.
He does not tell ENDLESS, BORING, UNFUNNY JOKES - He is HUMORLY OVER-CONFIDENT.
He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.


 



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