Funny Jokes | Lawyer Jokes | A Brooklyn Lawyer A Used Car Salesman And A Banker Were Gathered By A Coffin Containing The Body Of An Old Friend

A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, "In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they?ll have something to spend over there." They all agreed that this was appropriate. The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the car salesman did the same. The lawyer took out the bills and wrote a check for $300.




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