Lawyer Jokes: A Biker Walks Into A Yuppie Bar And Shouts All Lawyers Are Assholes

A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, "All lawyers are assholes!" He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge. Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, "Take that back." The biker says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" "No, Iím an asshole."