Funny Jokes | Lawyer Jokes | A Lawyer Was Filling Out A Job Application When He Came To The Question Have You Ever Been Arrested

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered 'no' to the question. The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it, "Never got caught."

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