Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | A Murderer Sitting In The Electric Chair Was About To Be Executed

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the chaplain. "Yes" replied the murderer, "will you hold my hand?"






One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.