Funny Jokes | Lawyer Jokes | There Was A Lawyer Who Just Had A Surgery

There was a lawyer who just had a surgery. When he woke up he found himself in a dark room, the blinds shut and the door closed. Then the nurse walked in and saw the lawyer awake. The lawyer then asks the nurse, "Why are all the blinds closed and every thing so dark?" "There's a fire outside and we didn't want you to wake up and thought you died!"

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