Funny Jokes | Lawyer Jokes | Warning Signs That You Might Need A Different Lawyer

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. 2. When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other. 3. Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." 4. Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie. 5. A prison guard is shaving your head.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.