Funny Jokes | 10

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids!

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end!

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard!

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive, anyway!

There are two kinds of pedestrians...
the quick and the dead!

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys!

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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.