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Kids In The Back Seat Cause Accidents - Mixed Jokes

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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