Funny Jokes | 10 Question And Answer Jokes

Why Do The Teletubbies Go To The Toilet Together? They only have 1 tinky winky!
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Why do pedophiles love Halloween so much? Free delivery!
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What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common? Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!
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Question: How does Aunt Jemima turn on the Pilsbury Doughboy? Answer: She squeezes his doughnuts!
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What does a bum call a dumpster? Bed and Breakfast!
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What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? Cash and carry!
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What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A klondyke!
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Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off!
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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken fuckers nob!
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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.