Funny Jokes | 10 Question And Answer Jokes

Why do pedophiles love Halloween so much? Free delivery!
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Question: How does Aunt Jemima turn on the Pilsbury Doughboy?
Answer: She squeezes his doughnuts!

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What does a bum call a dumpster? Bed and Breakfast!
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Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off!
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What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? Cash and carry!
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What did the bow-legged whore say? "That's the last time I will do that for ten bucks!"
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Question: Why is 77 better than 69?
Answer: Because you get eight (ate) more!

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What do you get when you cross a pickle and a female deer? A dildo!
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Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight seal!
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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
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