Question And Answer Jokes * 21 Question And Answer Jokes

Why Do The Teletubbies Go To The Toilet Together? They only have 1 tinky winky!

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What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common? Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!

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What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A klondyke!

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? Cash and carry!

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Question: What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Answer: Anything you want, he cant hear you!

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What do you call a virgin in Dutch? Goodandtight!

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Question: How does Aunt Jemima turn on the Pilsbury Doughboy? Answer: She squeezes his doughnuts!

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What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control? A trip without the kids!

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Why do the Teletubbies go to the toilet at the same time? Because there is only one Tinky Winky!

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Question: Why was Tigger sticking his head in the toilet? Answer: He was looking for Pooh!

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Why do pedophiles love Halloween so much? Free delivery!

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How does the man on the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it!

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What do you get when you cross a pickle and a female deer? A dildo!

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Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off!

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What does a bum call a dumpster? Bed and Breakfast!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken fuckers nob!

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Question: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Answer: Bob! Question: What do you call a man on the wall? Answer: Art! Question: What do you call a man on the floor? Answer: Matt!

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Question: What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian? Answer: A licker license!

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Why are Iranians so smart? Because none of them are blonde!

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Question: Why is 77 better than 69? Answer: Because you get eight (ate) more!

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Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald!

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One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!