Funny Jokes | Various Jokes | A Guy Went To A Maimi Heat Game

A guy went to a Maimi Heat game. After watching for 10 minutes, he exclaimed omg, SHAQ is here?!?!?

One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.