Lawyer Jokes: How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Roof A House

How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? Depends on how thin you slice them!

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How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Roof A House
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How Do You Stop A Lawyer From Drowning?
Why Does The Bar Association Prohibit Lawyers And Clients From Having Sex
At The Rate Law Schools Are Turning Them Out
A Biker Walks Into A Yuppie Bar And Shouts All Lawyers Are Assholes
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A Doctor Vacationing On The Riviera Met An Old Lawyer Friend And Asked Him What He Was Doing There
A Stingy Old Lawyer Who Had Been Diagnosed With A Terminal Illness Was Determined
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Why Does New Jersey Have All The Toxic Waste Dumps
There Was A Lawyer Who Just Had A Surgery
What Do A Lawyer And A Sperm Have In Common?
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Did You Hear About The Dyslexic Lawyer
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Two Little Squirrels Were Walking Along In The Forest
How Are Lawyers Like Whores
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A Lawyer Was Filling Out A Job Application When He Came To The Question Have You Ever Been Arrested
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What Do You Call 20 Lawyers Skydiving
What Do You Call 500 Lawyers At The Bottom Of The Ocean
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
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At A Trial An Attorney Was Putting Witnesses Through An Exacting Cross-examination
A Doctor And A Lawyer Were Talking At A Party
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A Lawyer Was On His Cell Phone Calling A Locksmith
How Do You Get A Lawyer Out Of A Tree
What Do You Call An Honest Lawyer
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You Might Be A Lawyer If
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You Are Stuck In A Foxhole
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Warning Signs That You Might Need A Different Lawyer
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One-Liner Top 5:

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.