Doctor Jokes: One Day A Guy Goes To His Doctor And Says Doc I Have These Real Bad Headaches

One day a guy goes to his doctor and says: "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies: "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks: "How are you feeling?" The patient smiles and replies: "You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home!"

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